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Transformers

Category: Action  |  Tags: action

posted by: darthfleenor 431 days ago          

First of all, I'm a life-long fan of the original toys, cartoons and comic books. So, like many others who embrace all things Transformers, I was dying to see this film. Well, one dream came true, I got to see some of my favorite Transformers on the big screen, brought to life with magnificent special effects. That is all the kindness I can show this movie.
Just because I love the robots doesn't mean I don't care if the rest of the movie completely tanks. The story was drawn from the lore of the comics/cartoons, but it just felt thrown in there and barely treated as important, so when they did focus on the story line for 5 seconds it felt cheesy.
There were also many sub threads, it seemed to me they were going for the converging character threads as in the film Independence Day. But ID4 had interesting likable characters. I'm not sure why I could care so little for the humans in Transformers, they did a great job casting. But I felt no connection to anyone in the film. There was no need for one minor thread at all, concerning a blond British hacker girl... if the one saving grace of this movie could have been the exciting action scenes, there was always this girl popping up to SLOW the movie down TOO much.
And I realize they wanted kids to like this movie to sell more toys, but can't you be funny without making the whole feeling of a scene, or even a movie, be so STUPID? Giant robots hiding in some one's back yard... The CARTOONS took the subject matter, and therefore the audience, more seriously than this!!!
Cool robots... big CG baddies with cool futuristic weapons who change into awesome cars, tanks, jets... all of that good stuff. But that's all this movie had. I had better adventures with the toys in my backyard when I was 10.

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posted by: Mason 431 days ago

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? I've been waiting for this movie for so long!! aww, I'm still gonna see it. It looks amazing, I can't believe you'd give it one star!

 
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posted by: darthfleenor 431 days ago

Nothing would make me happier than for this movie to be 5 stars. It wasn't even close. I was nodding off toward the end...

 
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posted by: 37millen$ 430 days ago

man what movie were you watching people at the end of the movie applaud after the movie was over. I'm a big time movie buff and I rarely see that happen at the end of a movie. I wouldn't agree with this critic's review at all...and he calls himself a fan of the toy and cartoon, I don't believe he was ever a fan if he didn't like this movie. I felt like a kid again watching this movie totally entertain...Go see it if you love and are true fans of the whole "transformer nation", I can't believe that review...

 
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posted by: 37millen$ 430 days ago

didn't really understand the voting thing until just now....really bad review....

 
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posted by: galgacusferox 430 days ago

Good review. I haven't seen this film yet, but I have one thing to say: if all this film had going for it was giant CG robot action scenes...then really, what is the problem? That's pretty much all I'm going to see this movie for. Come on, it's directed by Michael Bay. Expecting it to be a moving piece of art is expecting way, way too much.

 
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posted by: Horror King 429 days ago

This movie was another Mike Bay piece of s**t. It fell into the same lines as Armageddon, The (truly wretched) Amityville Horror, and all the other overhyped wastes of time he creates. I definitely agree with this review. The script was FEEBLE, the robots looked great but acted rediculous, the fights were weak and the comedy was sickening. They need to revise the rating system. I would give this a NC-12 and under. that way, an adult wouldn't actually stumble into this waste of two hours. It's amazing how shrewd marketing, money and strategic release dates can brainwash someone into liking a film more than they actually do. I thought it only worked on kids but apparently some adults are just as vulnerable.

 
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posted by: Mason 429 days ago

so, like Spider-man 3, another great-potential action movie that sucks?

 
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posted by: Mason 429 days ago

I'm not a fan at all of Transformers, but I still thought it looks awesome, and it could help me become a fan.

 
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posted by: darthfleenor 429 days ago

People applauded at the end of the showing I was at as well, and most of them were around ten years old. I don't think I would have liked this film when I was ten, because I could have been home watching the cartoons which were superior in EVERY WAY.
You gotta understand, I wanted this movie to be great, but when a film maker like Bay treats the subject of my child hood love as a big joke, I gotta hate on it. Bumblebee peeing fuel on that guy, giant robots hiding in the backyard shrubs, and Optimus Prime cracking stupid jokes between LAME dialogue. BOOO!!! I'll be happy just watching the cartoons on DVD.

 
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posted by: japacheze 428 days ago

Just watching the trailers, I'm concerned about lack of plot. I'm torn between seeing it now for the sake of seeing the effects on the big screen or just waiting for the DVD.

Thanks for the review. And the comments are great, too.

This is a great site.

 
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posted by: wessjenny 428 days ago

Movie Was great. Bad review

 
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posted by: rave27 427 days ago

I really enjoyed this movie a whole lot. It was action-packed and the robots looked great. For all of those dummies who are hating on the movie, you all don't know movies. If you love action, then like me, you will think that this is a great movie!!!! Go Transformers....They are more than meets the eye

 
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posted by: jdoggtempe 427 days ago

First of all, I am a HUGE fan of movies, and like most of you, I feel that most movies today have lost their sense of "humanism." However, in order to give an accurate review, you have to be braindead to expect that a movie such as Transformers is going to deliver an intriguing plot that anyone can relate to, or even understand for that matter. The bottom line is, this movie gets and A+ in succeeding at its main purpose: To sell toys, video games, cars, etc., and to provide great CG special effects, NOTHING else. Yes, the plot was rather lame, but if you want an interesting plot with likable characters, stay home and rent Rain Man or Stand By Me. Well done!

 
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posted by: darthfleenor 427 days ago

An A + ??? Oh, I see, You must be a HUGE fan of BAD movies...
The movie made the Transformers seem stupid. Just because the subject of the film is cool, that doesn't automatically make the movie good. Geez, you people must have loved Batman Forever and Batman and Robin too...

 
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posted by: kitten981 419 days ago

i would like to say the transformers is a good movie

i watched the cartoons and never seen Barricade the police car in the cartoon series.. and in the movie Bumble Bee is a Camaro not a Bug like in the Cartoons... i think they did a good job with Transformers and they left the ending to where they are making a Transformers 2

 
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posted by: amlavoie 419 days ago

This dartfleenor is an idiot. He gave this movie the worst review as other people have. You cant go and see this movies and expect a complicated story line or extremely drawn out characters. As Bill Bellicheck says, it is what it is; a really good action film. This movie is definitely worth the money. Don't go see this movie for a plot that will blow your mind. Don't go and see this movie to pick every scene apart. Just go see this movie to be entertained for 140mins. Michael Bay did an excellent job on the special effects. The Transformer's colors and animation were pristine and the battle sequences were like nothing I had saw, in a very long time. I saw it twice already and I am looking forward to it coming out on DVD.

 
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posted by: darthfleenor 418 days ago

At least darthfleenor can write a complete sentence with good grammer. Who is the idiot, amlavoie? Movies can be entertaining without being stupid, this movie was incredibly stupid.

 
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posted by: fusionchick 417 days ago

Umm were you awake during the movie?!! It was amazing! I even went back to see it again :-) I think it was done wonderfully and the extra stories (signals analyst chick) made it more believable! If I could I would give it 10 stars, I even got a little teary. If you havent seen it, GO NOW!!!

 
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posted by: darthfleenor 415 days ago

WHAT? 10 stars... Is your favorite movie Leprechaun 3 or Leprechaun 4?

 
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posted by: 60sdiva 414 days ago

transformers is based on toys that trasform into diffrent toys and to be serious i think that the only people that want to see that are 6 year old little boys!!!
Well exept for my dad he wanted to see it but im guessing thats just him because if he werent so imature he would not be wereing spongebob pjs!!!!!!!

 
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posted by: darthfleenor 408 days ago

I can't say that I agree that Transformers was an absolute abomination. I did enjoy it, not that it was a great movie, but it was entertaining. Even though I cringe at the thought of Michael Bay, at least it wasn't a movie directed by Uwe Boll. But it is a relly well written review at least. I mean relly.

 
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posted by: Dick 408 days ago

Darthfleenor, a relly well written review.
I liked the movie very much, but thats just me. 60sdiva, I'm calling you out. As in tune as you are with "little boys" I don't think your fathers choice in bedtime apparel relates to this movie or its review by fleen. Once again, you are a retarded [profanity removed] bag with the brain capacity of a crack baby. I just think disagreeing
with fleen gets you harder than Japanese algebra. I MEAN RELLY!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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posted by: krumanshow 408 days ago

relly?

 
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posted by: krumanshow 408 days ago

O and 60sdiva I loved your HAIRSPARY????? review. I mean you relly got your point across.
P.S. They are spelled r e A l l y and a w E s o m e.

P.O.S. Have a wonderous day.

 
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posted by: darthfleenor 408 days ago

What is with all the HATE... I mean... RELLY!!! Cum on!!!

 
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posted by: lordodin 407 days ago

I liked the Transformers for what it was, but I can understand why it could be perceived as a bad flick. There were quite a few moments when I groaned listening to some of the dialogue. Hey folks, what's fun about this site is that we all get to be Ebert & Roeper. Just remember, everyone is entitled to their opinion, and it is possible to disagree in an adult manner without resorting to personal attacks. Hate to go "den mother" but that's just the way I see it.

 
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posted by: Bubbajean 406 days ago

This was one of my favorite movies ever! And you gave it 1 star? What drug are you on?

 
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posted by: Mason 400 days ago

Alright, I saw the movie and you are very wrong. sure it was corny, but DAMN, if you didn't enjoy this one bit, you're crazy!!! The humor didn't even make you CHUCKLE?!? CRAP DUDE, you must be very negative or your on of those critics expecting a lousy movie every time. Did you even pay attention to the good parts?? or were you waiting for the bad ones?? It at least deserves three stars, and you'd still be crazy to give it that!! The transformation scenes were amazing!! I thank them for making them slow, because it's eye candy. 1 star? indeed, what drug are you on?

 
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posted by: Mason 400 days ago

Read the last paragraph in your review. "Cool robots... big CG baddies with cool futuristic weapons who change into awesome cars, tanks, jets... all of that good stuff. But that's all this movie had." WTF?!? "THAT'S ALL THIS MOVIE HAD." What else is there you want dammit?!? ISN'T THAT GOOD ENOUGH!!!?? Well I think so, because I'm content when watching giant robots that can transform into vehicles beat the [profanity removed] out of eachother. so suck ass, it's a great movie.

 
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posted by: darthfleenor 400 days ago

My guess is that all the people who loved this movie have no idea what really makes a good movie. If good special effects combined with lame plot and dialogue strung together to justify a few OK action sequences are all it takes to please the masses anymore, I weep for the future of cinema.
I wrote an honest and accurate review, but so many people have been rude about it instead of just discussing it I will say I won't write any more reviews here, and will leave the comment for the MTV generation out there that supports absolute S H I T like Transformers that I feel very sorry for you all.

 
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posted by: Mason 400 days ago

oh just shut up! For God's sake, you don't feel sorry for anything, you're just trying to bring us down in a clever way! This movie was not a 1 star piece of "S H I T". How could you drop about three stars just because the dialogue was a little corny, the acting was fuzzy, and maybe they changed the Transformers a smidge from your awesome TV series?? Maybe you should watch it again and LOOK CLOSELY at any action sequences.

 
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posted by: Bubbajean 394 days ago

What are you smoking? This was a great movie! I also watched the cartoons and played with the toys as a little kid. This was an AWSOME movie!

 
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posted by: tah nee uh 391 days ago

i wasnt really into going to watch the movie, and my boyfriend begged me to go with him. i was very impresssed with all the special effects && i recommended it to many friends after!

 
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posted by: deathdealer316t 384 days ago

Who is this fake Transformers fan the movie in my opinion was great and I would say its one of the best movies of 2007.

 
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posted by: Conrad 384 days ago

not sure what movie you people were watching...of course your gonna expect it to be like the cartoons when thats what you grew up with but hey this is the 21st century not the 80's.the plot could of had more work done to it but they stuck to it most of the way through without getting sidetracked too badly.i came here to see what movie buffs thought but did NOT expect reviews to be like this.movies like the new die hard are ones that get my blood boiling...like death dealer said "one of the best movies of 2007."

 
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posted by: Conrad 384 days ago

sry for double posting but i wanted to add that i didnt quite see as much in the fight scenes as i wanted to the 1st time but saw it a 2nd and could see everything very clearly and was more blown away than before.

 
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posted by: elpetros 365 days ago

I dont know what you all are talking about... that movie was AWESOME! this is coming from a big time fan of transformers and a guy who is in college. action was awesome, plot was good, girls were hot and megatron is the SHIT. anyone who doesnt like this movie is a big loser

 
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posted by: LILBANKHEAD 350 days ago

Tramsformers was one of the best movies that came out this summer. It was filled with action. On a scale from 0-10 for action Transfomers got a 10. It also had comedy and I mean lots of comedy. On a scale of 0-10 for comedy I give it a 10. If anybody hasn't seen this movie you need to see it today. If it's not at the movies want til it comes out and get it the first day it comes out. I'm not sure of the date.

 
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posted by: Horror phreak 343 days ago

I thought this movie was really good actually i would give it a 5 stars. has a little bit of action and a little bit of comedy and even a little bit of romance. i thought it was a great movie. not sure why you hate it so much.

 
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posted by: Mason 326 days ago

I'll bet Darthfleenor (the hell does that mean?) was upset they tried to remake the old TV series, so he went in expecting the worse. The dialogue was sometimes stupid, but come on, the Transformers were AWESOME!!!! great improvements from the old ones, especially Megatron.

 
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posted by: NgyBeMe 313 days ago

I thought the movie was great. Yes, it didn't have a lot in terms of a "true" story. But it delivered what we all wanted and expected --an all out Michael Bay action film, where we could just sit back and be entertained for a couple of hours. And you have to admit, the characters were perfect for their roles.

Speaking of characters, I actually stumbled across a video online with one of the characters from the Transformers movie. It's actually pretty funny.........if not weird :o)

Feel free to check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFveFA43qHg

 
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posted by: Schmavid 273 days ago Spoiler

The movie was fun, though they almost tried to cram 3 stories into the one movie. One should have been left out, in my opinion that of the analyst would have been the best. Though with Michael Bay directing it could have been so much worse. I for one an very glad that Spielberg was there to say, hold on a minute Michael, we need story in here somewhere.

 
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posted by: sproque 262 days ago

It snapped along quite well, and was very witty.

 
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posted by: lele1princess 250 days ago

This movie was great. All of the actors were spot on even the transformers, my favorite being bumblebee. I loved the idea for the movie and it was definitely a well written script. I saw the movie in theaters and bought it also. This rating is very hard and definitely wrong about th movie. 5 stars for me for the movie!

 
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posted by: marshmellowmunc 245 days ago

that movie was much better than I expected. I just thought it would be a cheesy dramatized version of the cartoon, but the action mixed with acting really surprised me. I give it ****.

 
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posted by: Ants 72 days ago

Okay, so the robots hiding in the back yard and being noticed by the kid's parents was a little unbelievable, but overall, the movie was much better than you thought it was. It definitely deserved more than one star!

 
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posted by: happygurl 52 days ago

DANG! Some of you guys need to back off NOW!!! Everyone has their own opinions and you don't need to criticize someone elses if it doesn't agree with yours. I honestly agree with everything you said!!! I didn't like this movie much either. I thought it was too loud, too long, and pointless. Even if it was sometimes a little fun, their are other better movies. good review.

 

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